some call my art negative
*inappropriate tongue movements*
nature is rad
These are the most stunning nature photos I have ever seen
Emily DiDonato by Mark Segal for Lui Magazine July-August 2014
I have fallen in love
LIFE HACK #1: For classes that allow snacking, bring an entire pig roast and rich array of appetizers on a silver platter. Chow down at your desk, wearing a bib, while the professor tries to give a serious lecture on the importance of bronze in 12th century BCE Hallstatt culture.
LIFE HACK #2: When assigned to jury duty, show up the first day in cowboy apparel, toting a thick southern drawl. Make sure to let your spurs jingle as you saunter on into the courthouse. Arrive on a horse if possible. Your fellow jurors will be amused at the cultural diversity among their peers. The next day, come to court as a shamanistic medicine man. Be sure to wear a dreadlocks-wig, entwined with beads, crystals, and a dangling chicken foot. Once they realize you were portraying a false cowboy persona, the jurors will be angry at you for lying. When the cops throw you in a nearby cell for “disrupting court proceedings”, say you’re sorry and that you’ve learned your lesson. The next day, show up nonchalantly in a giant Pikachu costume. Be sure to wear a GoPro and upload the resulting footage to YouTube.